Date: Thu, 02 Sep 2004 22:27:51 -0600
From: Karla Schulz <lanky_lanka@lycos.com>
Subject: Carrots and Celery: Snap shots from the road, part two and part three

Here's more.  They're very wee.  And mostly they just amuse me.  But that's
sort of what this whole story is about.

---

"Have you talked to him?"  There might as well be a capital H.

"No, I called him a couple times, after you..."  Kyle shrugs.  "But his
cell phone must have been turned off or whatever, cause he never answered."

"Jonas?"

"No one told me we were allowed to try to talk to him."

"Oh."

"Who's up for another round of `These are the Dave's I know'?"

Snapshot Three

A conversation between me and Kyle.

ME: "We should talk about something."

KYLE: "We should?"

ME: "Yeah.  We're on a road trip.  Logic dictates that eventually we're
going to have to share and grow."

KYLE: "Logic?"

ME: "Well, okay.  Maybe not logic.  But history.  Or at the very least,
roadtrip movies."

KYLE: "Have you even SEEN `Roadtrip'?"

ME: "Roadtrip movies not staring Tom Green."

KYLE: "So, what do you want to talk about?"

ME: "I don't know."

KYLE: "Any chance you'd be willing to talk about Celery?"

ME: Silence.

KYLE: "How bout we have Lord of the Rings quote off?"

ME: "THIS WILL BE THE DEATH OF THE HOBBITS!"

KYLE: "What is this new devilry?"

ME: "IT TIS IN THE GROUND!"

KYLE: "Sam and I must get to Bree."

ME: "BROOANNG!"

KYLE: "What the hell was that?"

ME: "The horn of Gondor."

KYLE: Laughter.